I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared
I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later. Moving along… Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.
I’ll get my kit! My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‘Earth in the Balance”, and the much more popular ”Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth’, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
- I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!
- You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!
- Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.
Can I use the gun?
Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here. A sexy mistake. Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs!
- In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.
- Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
- Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
You know, I was God once. Hey, what kinda party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. Hey, whatcha watching? What are their names? You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Well, let’s just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Fatal. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Look, last night was a mistake.
Then we’ll go with that data file! You are the last hope of the universe. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!
Now what? We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Anyone who laughs is a communist! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. But existing is basically all I do! Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
Leela’s gonna kill me. I’ll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Bender?! You stole the atom. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist! Hello, little man. I will destroy you!
Ask her how her day was. No! The cat shelter’s on to me. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.
Leela’s gonna kill me. Do a flip! Why not indeed! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. Soothe us with sweet lies. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!
Throw her in the brig. Hey, whatcha watching? No, just a regular mistake. Then we’ll go with that data file! Oh yeah, good luck with that. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
A true inspiration for the children. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.