So, how ’bout them Knicks?
And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…
Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!
Shut up and take my money! I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!
- I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.
- Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.
- That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!
What are their names?
Meh. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
- WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!
- It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.
- OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! I’m sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in. When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults.
Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Can we have Bender Burgers again?
I wish! It’s a nickel. Look, last night was a mistake. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. Ask her how her day was.
File not found. Bender, hurry! This fuel’s expensive! Also, we’re dying! You are the last hope of the universe. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!
Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. No argument here. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things.
Negative, bossy meat creature! Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
With gusto. Belligerent and numerous. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry’s worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Bender, we’re trying our best. Why would I want to know that? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!
Yeah, lots of people did. I never loved you. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!